Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Story of a Cycle....

Press Release by the company
I announce a successful acquisition of a new bi wheeler eco-friendly and cost efficient transportation system by SS Inc from PK Ltd. This investment will act as a milestone in our long term strategy. This investment will take us into new avenues of providing a better health as well as faster and economical transportation solutions. This deal will also help us in a significant cost saving in long term. And we look forward for the success of this deal.
What news papers report
After month long negotiations and inspections, today in a land mark deal SS Inc bought the latest high end bi wheeler eco-friendly and cost efficient transportation system from PK limited. As the CEO of SS Inc said, “This deal will also help us in a significant cost saving in long term.” The company expects to reduce its ever growing expense sheet. The acquisition is in line with the company’s long term strategy of providing its customers with cleaner and greener product that will be economical as well as much faster than the current system. Apart of it the new product will also provide a lot of job avenues to people in the supporting industries.
Analysts say:
1. I feel that the product will help in further enhancing the company’s market reach and share.
2. The greener system will help it in getting carbon credits which will further help the company.
3. Sensex experts will put “Buy” on the company’s shares for its strong fundamentals and for its increased margins and expected profits in long term.
How Left acts
There was a strong protest from the locals in the area, these people feel cheated as with the new technology getting implemented there will be a massive job cuts or revenue cuts which will be directly affecting the lives of these poor people. Local Union has announced a bandh with the support of left parties on coming Friday.
Now the Fact is:
SS is Shashank Saini/ PK Ltd is Prem Kumar Cycle Shop
I bought a second hand bicycle. And it will help me move around.

5 comments:

Peenuts said...

So u r back to ur own ways ..haan...saaley ab to motorbike ley ley

Anonymous said...

You shud ve included includd market reactn too. Am i soundng too greedy. Good cynicial piece.

Pessimisto Membolio said...

A fine cynical piece. We need some stock markt reactions too. Thats me being greedy:-D

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